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What’s My Name?

Can our resident psychic Marcus the Mystical Mattress correctly guess your name, or at the very least - tell you what your name SHOULD be?

Then press on dear Reader,  and prepare for the eerily accurate mystical mattress magic! For in the words of Marcus himself – “With tags supplied, and eyes aflame… the mattress shall deduce your name!”

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What's your favourite colour? 

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What's your favourite part of a mattress?

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Pick a favourite animal!

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What's your favourite music? 

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What's your favourite way to spend a Saturday? 

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How do you feel about fire tags on mattresses?

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Where do you keep your mustard? 

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What are you most likely to say?

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Sir Michael Digbeth!

Marcus the Mystical Mattress has consulted with the spirits and decrees your name to be Sir Michael Digbeth! You are no nonsense, serious, fancy, and you enjoy monogrammed handkerchieves, arguing with your relatives on the phone and cucumber sandwiches. Did we guess right? If we did, that's an INCREDIBLE guess, Sir Michael. 

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Megan!

Marcus the Mystical Mattress has consulted with the spirits and decrees your name to be Megan! You are thoughtful, smart, funny and your hobbies are reformism and sneezing. Did we guess right? 

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Jack!

Marcus the Mystical Mattress has consulted with the spirits and decrees your name to be Jack! You're smart, strong, sensitive and funny and you look out for others. You like to wear a yellow cape and your favourite hobbies are peeling oranges (but not eating them) and reading about the history of bicycles. Did we get it right?

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Barak the Mighty!

Marcus the Mystical Mattress has consulted with the spirits and decrees your name to be Barak the Mighty! You are a noble warrior who can lift rocks and Xboxes (but just those two things) with your mind. You like battles, magical swords, walks in the countryside and fudge. Did we get it right?

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