Who Would be with Usain Bolt in the Ultimate Fantasy Football Team!

The world's fastest man might become the world's fastest footballer. Who else would be on the ultimate super-powered team?

Find out who's up front!

Now he's retired from running, Usain Bolt may go into football with Burton Albion. He could definitely outrun anyone as a forward! 

Insane Foot-bolt!

Swift attack!

Joining Usain, we have Taylor Swift. But what happens if she gets injured? Don't worry. She'll shake it off, shake it off!

Taylor Swift

Get some acro-back-up

Simone Biles would be able to do super-cool tricks to score goals

Simone Biles is flipping cool

Rey to the rescue

Rey could use her Force powers to be unstoppable – who wouldn't want a Jedi on their team?

What would Rey be called as a footballer? Rey-naldo? Rey-mar?

Meet the midfield

In the shadowy wings of the pitch, we have Batman, waiting to deal out some football justice

I am darkness. I am defense. I am the night.

Ed gets a head-er

In a less shadowy wing, Ed Sheeran has made the team (but mostly rewrites his own songs: Ballway Girl, Castle on the Goal, and Dive-kick)

Ed Sheeran can entertain the crowd when he's not playing footie

The last line of defence

Front and centre, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson heads up the defence. No one is getting past The Rock!

Dwayne The Rock Johnson as a footballer
Image by Wikipedia

Defender of freedom

His right-hand man, Captain America, patiently waits with his vibranium shield - hey, it's just like a football boot for his hand, right? 

Captain America could take on an army of footballers

This unicorn can hoof it upfield!

What team wouldn't benefit from having this majestic beast in the line-up? Don't be surprised if they get a red card for bursting the ball with its horn.

A unicorn bursting a perfectly good football

Bat the ball away!

 Finally, Serena Williams with her record-breaking racket will be able to bat away any opponents!

Serena Williams
Image by Twitter | serenawilliams

Guardians of the goal-axy!

Normal goalies can use their hands, but Groot could us roots and vines to knock away any attempt at scoring!

Goalkeeper Groot!

But what if we need to substitute someone?!

Just use some minions. There are LOADS!

Millions of minions and millions of minions and millions of minions

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