Now he's retired from running, Usain Bolt may go into football with Burton Albion. He could definitely outrun anyone as a forward!
Joining Usain, we have Taylor Swift. But what happens if she gets injured? Don't worry. She'll shake it off, shake it off!
Simone Biles would be able to do super-cool tricks to score goals
Rey could use her Force powers to be unstoppable – who wouldn't want a Jedi on their team?
In the shadowy wings of the pitch, we have Batman, waiting to deal out some football justice
In a less shadowy wing, Ed Sheeran has made the team (but mostly rewrites his own songs: Ballway Girl, Castle on the Goal, and Dive-kick)
Front and centre, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson heads up the defence. No one is getting past The Rock!
His right-hand man, Captain America, patiently waits with his vibranium shield - hey, it's just like a football boot for his hand, right?
What team wouldn't benefit from having this majestic beast in the line-up? Don't be surprised if they get a red card for bursting the ball with its horn.
Finally, Serena Williams with her record-breaking racket will be able to bat away any opponents!
Normal goalies can use their hands, but Groot could us roots and vines to knock away any attempt at scoring!
Just use some minions. There are LOADS!