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Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Stinky feet or meeting aliens - can you answer these impossible trick questions?

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Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  October 12th 2021

Answer A or B in the questions below then click the RESULTS at the bottom of the page to find out how your choices compare to other people! 

1/10 A man eating chillies

Would you rather...

Results

  • Never eat spicy food ever again 0.8 %
  • Only eat spicy food for the rest of your life 0.2 %
2/10 A duck saying hello

Would you rather...

Results

  • Talk in a duck voice forever 0.5 %
  • Have a beak 0.5 %
3/10 A big dog

Would you rather...

Results

  • Have 10 tiny dogs 0.6 %
  • Have 1 GIGANTIC dog 0.4 %
4/10 A chicken and a spaceship

Would you rather...

Results

  • Go back in time to meet the Romans 0.4 %
  • Go to the future and meet some Aliens 0.6 %
5/10 A big eye

Would you rather...

Results

  • Have eyes where your ears are 0.8 %
  • Ears where your eyes are 0.2 %
6/10 A llama and a pile of money

Would you rather...

Results

  • Instantly understand any language 0.6 %
  • Have a million quid 0.4 %
7/10 A woman wearing glasses

Would you rather...

Results

  • Be really itchy all the time 0.5 %
  • Stub your toe every 5 minutes for the rest of your life 0.5 %
8/10 A dog dressed as a cowboy

Would you rather...

Results

  • Change your name to "Hubert Puffkin-O'Weetabix" 0.3 %
  • Wear a massive cowboy hat 24 hours a day for the next 5 years 0.7 %
9/10 A man and a smiling apple

Would you rather...

Results

  • Be able to fly but it gave you a tummy ache 0.3 %
  • Go invisible but it made you really hungry 0.7 %
10/10 A gif of a child smelling stinky socks

Would you rather...

Results

  • Your farts smelled like feet 0.8 %
  • Your feet smelled like farts 0.2 %

Find Out How Your Choices Compare Against Other People Here!

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So what did you rather? Did you pick mostly A? Mostly B? Or somewhere in between?

Oh. You went for THOSE answers.

There were some tricky ones in this - but you went for THAT answer to the duck question? Yikes!

Oooooh. So you went for the second answers.

You make some smart decisions in this... But that last one about farts and feet... you went for that one? Really? Wow.

Somewhere in between!

A little bit of A, and a little bit of B! You're a ice cream AND pizza person - and it suits you!