Meat hoodies. Nice.
Sold in sizes large, small and medium rare (groan)
If you're stuck for what to wear with it, try these meaty shoes
Complete the look with this porky hat
Or go all-in with this bacon bodysuit!
Don't forget to wrap up warm with this fatty scarf!
This looks just like slices of some kind of roast meat - but actually it's a very expensive silk scarf. Better get saving your pocket money!