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Epic Fortnite jokes to tell your friends

Fortnite Jokes
Ready to jump into some giggles? Whether you’re brand new to the island or already love dancing after a win, Fortnite is full of silly moments that are perfect for jokes.

These Fortnite jokes are quick, cheeky, and guaranteed to make you grin — even if you land in the silliest spot ever!

1.    Why did the Fortnite player bring a ladder?

To reach new heights.

2.    Why don’t Fortnite players get lost?

They always follow the map.

3.    Why did the noob hide in a bush?

It was his natural habitat.

4.    Why did the Fortnite player eat mushrooms?

For a little boost.

5.    Why did the squad bring bandages?

To patch things up.

6.    Why did the llama cross the island?

To drop some loot.

7.    Why was the storm so mean?

It always closed in on you.

8.    Why did the builder win the match?

He had towering confidence.

9.    Why did the player thank the Battle Bus?

It gave him a lift.

10.    Why did the Fortnite character start gardening?

They loved harvesting materials.

11.    Why did the gamer panic?

They heard footsteps.

12.    Why did the player bring a fishing rod?

To catch a victory.

13.    Why was the pickaxe so popular?

It really broke the ice.

14.    Why did the duo split up?

They needed more space.

15.    Skeletons are rubbish at Fortnite...

They've got no skins!

16.    Why did the player dance after winning?

It was an emote-ional moment.

17.    Why did the shield potion feel proud?

It had you covered.

18.    Why did the Fortnite player go to art school?

To master the spray.

19.    Why did the squad avoid tilted towers?

They didn’t want to fall over.

20.    Why did the chest feel nervous?

It was about to get opened.

21.    Why did the Fortnite player love math?

They were good at counting eliminations.

22.    Why did the Victory Royale feel special?

Because it was well earned.

23.    Why do Fortnite players have beautiful teeth?

They love to Floss!