1.    Why did Grandma sit on the clock?

She wanted to be on time.

2.    Why does Grandma love gardening?

She has the thyme of her life.

3.    Why did Grandma bring a ladder to the store?

The prices were sky-high.

4.    Why does Grandma knit so much?

She likes to purl around.

5.    Why did Grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll.

6.    Why is Grandma great at baking?

She’s on a roll.

7.    Why did Grandma talk to her plants?

Because they needed encouragement to grow.

8.    How did grandma get grandpa to stop biting his nails?

She hid his false teeth!

9.    Why does Grandma always win at cards?

She’s got a few tricks up her sleeve.

10.    Why did Grandma join social media?

To keep up with the grand-trends.

11.    Why did Grandma put her money in the blender?

She wanted liquid assets.

12.    Why does Grandma love telling stories?

She’s got a yarn for every occasion.

13.    Why did Grandma carry a pencil?

In case she needed to draw attention.

14.    Why is Grandma so calm?

She’s had plenty of time to chill.

15.    What is grandma’s usual bedtime?

Three hours after falling asleep on the sofa!

16.    Why does Grandma like old jokes?

They never get old - just like her.

17.    Why did Grandma take up yoga?

To stay flexible about bedtime.

18.    Why did Grandma laugh at the computer?

It had funny bytes.

19.    What’s the difference between a grandma and a website?

You can’t refuse her cookies!

20.    Why does Grandma love puzzles?

She likes putting the pieces together.

21.    Why did Grandma start a band?

She wanted to jam.

22.    Why did Grandma take a nap at the party?

She needed her beauty rest.

23.    Why is Grandma’s advice so good?

It’s seasoned with experience.