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26 Banana Jokes for a Bunch of Laughs!

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Check out this bunch of funny banana jokes to get you peeling chirpy!

1. Why are bananas never lonely?

They hang around in bunches!

2. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half!

3. What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up!

4. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!

5. What is yellow and clicks?
A ballpoint banana!

6. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they peel!

7. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
He wasn't peeling well!

8. What’s yellow and sniffs?
A banana with a cold!

9. I'm writing a book about banana peels...
It's non-friction!

10. Why did the banana go to the hospital?
It wasn't peeling well!

11. Why do minions love bananas?
They find them appealing!

12. What do you call a shoe that's made out of banana?
A slipper!

13. What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!

14. What do you call a woman with a banana in each ear?
You can call her what you want – she won’t hear you!

15. How does Bananaman get downstairs?
He slides down the bananaster!

16. Where does Bananaman buy his super suit from?
Dolce and Banana!

17. Why does Bananaman always wear SPF 30?
So he doesn't peel!

18. Why does Bananaman eat bananas?
He finds them a-peeling!

19. What's Bananaman's favourite dance move?
The banana splits!

20. What is Bananaman's favourite clothing brand?
Banana Republic!

21. How does Bananaman style his hair?
In bunches!

22. What does Bananaman dress up as on Halloween?
A boonana!

23. What does Bananaman say when he answers the phone?
Yellow!

24. Why did Bananaman go to the doctor?
He had yellow skin!

25. What do the citizens of Beanotown call Bananaman?
The man of peel!

26. How many criminals can Bananaman catch?
5 a day!