1. What do you call someone who wears cowboy clothes?
Ranch dressing!
2. What do you call a cowboy who works at a school?
The deputy head!
3. What do ghost cowboys wear on their feet?
Boooooots!
4. What’s a cowboy’s least favourite car?
A Cattle-lack!
5. What did the cowboy say to the pencil?
Draw!
6. Why do cowboys ride horses?
Because they're too heavy to carry!
7. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
There’s a horse walking around in their socks!
8. Why did the cowboy get very little work done?
They were too busy horsing around!
9. Why are cowboys bad at maths?
They're always rounding things up!
10. Where do cowboys have their lunch?
The calf-eteria!
11. Which football team do cowboys support?
Spurs!
12. What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
Bronco-saurus!
14. What is a cowboy’s favourite America state?
Moo York!
15. What kind of car does a cowboy drive?
Audi!
16. Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet?
Maple stirrups!
17. Why didn’t the vegetarian cowboy complain about anything?
They didn’t have any beef!
18. Which cowboy film star doesn’t have any money?
Skint Eastwood!
19. Did you hear about the cowboy film about the sun?
It’s set in the west!
20. What sweet does a happy cowboy enjoy?
A Jolly Rancher!
21. What did the cowgirl say at her second rodeo?
This ain’t my first rodeo!
