1. Why don't farts do well at school?
They get expelled!

2. What’s invisible and smells of carrots?
Rabbit farts!

3. Why don’t skeletons fart in public?
Because they haven't got the guts!

4. What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past!

5. What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?
Puss 'n' Toots!

6. What's the first rule of scuba diving?
Don't fart in your wet suit!

7. Why does Piglet smell of farts?
Because he plays with Pooh!

8. When should you stop telling fart jokes?
When everyone tells you they stink!

9. Did you hear about the man who farted in a lift?
It was wrong on so many levels!
 
10. How can you tell if a clown has just farted?
They smell funny!

11. What do you get when a king farts?
Noble gas!

12. What did the poo say to the fart?
You blow me away!
 
13. What does Woody say when he has bad gas?
Darn tootin'!

14. What did the bean say to his Dad on Father's Day say?
You’re the World's best farter!

15. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he farted so he had to run away from the smell!

16. What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private Tooter!

17. What do you get if you eat beans with onions?
Teargas!

18. Why should you never fart in an elevator?
It's wrong on so many levels!

19. Why are ninja farts so dangerous?
They're silent but deadly!

20. What do you call it when someone has lots of gas straight after eating?
A fart attack!

21. What happened to the blind skunk?
She fell in love with a fart!
 
22. Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!

23. What do you call a farting fairy?
Stinkerbell!