1.  Why did the alarm clock get promoted?

Because it was outstanding in its field of waking people up.

2.  Why don’t mornings ever win races?

Because they always break at dawn.

3.    What’s a morning person’s favourite exercise?

Running late.

4.    Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

5.    Why did the sun go to school?

To get a little brighter.

6.    Why do birds wake up so early?

Because they use tweet alarms.

7.    What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered this morning.

8.    Why did the cereal blush at breakfast?

Because it saw the milk shake.

9.    Why did the computer wake up grumpy?

It had too many bytes last night.

10.    What’s the best way to start the morning?

With a yawn and a stretch goal.

11.    Why did the pancake feel nervous?

It was about to get flipped out.

12.    Why are mornings so positive?

Because they always rise to the occasion.

13.    How do zookeepers wake the animals in the morning?

They set their allamas!

14.    Why don’t eggs tell jokes in the morning?

They might crack up.

15.    Why did the toothbrush look tired?

It had a brush with early morning breath.

16.    What’s a vampire’s least favourite time of day?

Sunrise.

17.    Why did the rooster join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks.

18.    Why did the snooze button feel powerful?

It could stop time… for nine minutes.

19.    Why did the morning cross the road?

To get to the brighter side.

20.    Why was the calendar so popular in the morning?

It had all the dates.

21.    Why did the pillow get promoted?

It supported everyone.

22.    Why did the toast feel confident?

It was on a roll.

23.    What’s a sleepy bee’s favourite part of the morning?

Buzzing off back to bed.