1.    Why don’t sharks like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it.

2.    What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites!

3.    Why did the shark cross the reef?

To get to the other tide.

4.    What’s a shark’s favourite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

5.    Why are sharks great at parties?

They bring the bite.

6.    What do sharks order at McDonald’s?

A fish filet; hold the fish.

7.    Why did the shark fail school?

It kept chewing on its homework.

8.    What do you call a polite shark?

Mannershark.

9.    Why did the shark blush?

It saw the ocean’s bottom.

10.    What’s a shark’s favourite sci-fi movie?

Jaws-tice League.

11.    Why don’t sharks play cards in the ocean?

Too many cheetahs.

12.    What do you call a singing shark?

A tuna fish.

13.    Why did the shark sit in the shade?

It didn’t want to be a hot fin.

14.    What’s a shark’s favourite instrument?

The bass guitar.

15.    Why are sharks bad at secrets?

Because they always spill the gills.

16.    What do sharks use to clean their teeth?

Shark-paste.

17.    Why did the shark become an actor?

It loved the spotlight in the deep blue sea.

18.    What do you call a shark who loves math?

A number-chomper.

19.    Why did the shark get detention?

It kept biting its classmates.

20.    What’s a shark’s favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

21.    Why did the shark join the choir?

It had great sea-notes.

22.    What do sharks say before dinner?

Let’s dive in.

23.    Why are sharks always confident?

Because they know they’re jaw-some.