Duckling Jokes That Are Quackers!
These duckling jokes are delightful! Check out these 20 fluffy puns and see which one is your favourite! You'd be quackers to miss them!
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What do you call an ugly duckling that's grown up for its age?
A signet-ture!
Why did the duckling cross the road?
To get to the other pond!
What's fluffy and goes 'woof woof!'?
A confused duckling!
How do you get a Scottish duckling to hurry?
Say 'Quack, quack!'
Can a duckling hold a fish in its beak?
No, but a peli-can!
What's cuter than a baby duckling?
Two baby ducklings!
What do you call a duckling on a pond?
Bob!
How do you tell rubber duckies apart?
You can't, they look eggs-actly the same!
Which side of a duckling has the most feathers?
The outside!
What's blue and fluffy?
A duckling holding its breath!
Why couldn't the duckling go swimming in the pond?
He was too weedy!
What happens if you tell a duckling a joke?
It quacks up!
How do ducklings mend their bills?
With duck tape!
What do you call a cat that's eaten a duckling?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss!
What happened when an Australian animal went to a restaurant run by ducklings?
Duck billed platypus!
What did the swan say when it saw a baby bird flying towards it?
'Duck!'
Why did the duckling jump in the pond?
He wanted to make a splash!
What's red and fluffy?
An angry duckling!
Why did the duckling like sleeping in the nest?
He was feeling down!
What sort of birds are waterproof?
Rubber duckies!
