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Are These the Best 20 Oasis Jokes? Maybeeee!

Some might say these are the funniest jokes about Britpop's biggest band!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  September 23rd 2024

After spending years in the huff, Noel and Liam Gallagher have put aside their differences to reunite their band Oasis. Obviously, we had to think of some hilarious jokes about the band and their biggest songs. And if music-themed jokes are your thing, check out these funny Ed Sheeran, Olivia Rodrigo, and Dua Lipa jokes!

Why are the Gallagher brothers like German sausages?

They can both be brats!

Some people believe Oasis fans shop at Asda...

Some might Say-nsbury's!

I went to an Oasis show with my sibling. I shouted 'Go Oasis!'

And she went home!

What did Noel Gallagher say when he had a cold?

"I dode delieve that anydody feels the way I do..."

What do you call a happy Gallagher brother at Christmas?

Joyeux Noel!

How did Oasis see over the Great Wall of China?

By standing on the shoulders of giants!

What's a sheep's favourite Oasis lyric?

"Ewe and I are gonna live forever!"

What do you call a Britpop band sitting in a newsagent's fridge?

Oasis!

What did Liam Gallagher say when he plugged in a block of Cheddar?

Cheese electric!

Where do Oasis like to go on holiday?

Half a world away!

What did Noel say when he saw two identical supermarkets in the same street?

Lidl by Lidl!

How does Noel make a smoothie?

With a Shakermaker!

What did Noel say to Elon Musk?

D'Yer Wanna Be a Spaceman?

Is Noel better than Liam?

Some might say!

What do Oasis do on a dark stage?

Cast no shadow!

What's a Britpop band's favourite drink?

Oasis!

What's a wardrobe's favourite Oasis song?

Don't Look Back in Hanger!

In the 90s, I was in the desert and I thought I could see an Oasis...

But it was just a Blur!

My mum asked me if I'd stop singing Oasis songs all the time...

I said, 'Maaaaaybeeee!'

Did you hear about the Oasis soup?

You gotta roll with it!Â