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BeanoToons – Blocks vs Bricks

The ultimate rap battle between Minecraft and LEGO

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Beano Video Team
Last Updated:  August 21st 2024

Lyrics

Blocks or Bricks

Bricks or Blocks

Who can build the best

With the bits they've got?


I am a LEGO Lady

I’m a Minecraft Man

I spend my time chipping at rocks

Getting all the blocks I can


Ha! You are always mining

I just get to work

Coz my bricks are bought in boxes

So that’s a little perk!


I can build until I’m out of blocks

And then I mine more

But if you run out of bricks

You need a visit to the store!


True, but I can build right through the day

and deep into the night

But if you continue after dark

You’ll surely get a fright!


Pah! I’m not scared of anything

I’m fiercer than a tiger

I’ve got a sword for creepers

and… OH MY GOSH A SPIDER!


Blocks or Bricks

Bricks or Blocks

Who can build the best

With the bits they've got?


LEGO is the best

Coz of all the different bits

I can build a rocket ship

With a Star Wars kit


Well I can build a moon base

To put me in the future

With redstone

I can make a working computer!


But I can build a rollercoaster

I can really ride!

Well I can build a cart track

And race it round a mine!


I can make a mini city!

I can make a citadel!

Yours is full of skeletons

But mine has people in as well!


I can make a tall tower to

Relax on when it’s sunny

Well so can I but… oh hang on,

I’ve just run out of money 🙁


Ha! It’s blatant, my creations are

The greatest on the scene!

Well at least mine are real

Yours are stuck inside a screen...


LEGO and Minecraft were not involved in the production of this video.