Rubber Chicken Clicker
It's Chickmas time. There's no need to be afraid.
It's just a rubber chicken. Click the rubber chicken.
Hear that? You rubber chicken just honked. Click again.
Feel the honk. Embrace the honk.
Click again. And again. See that number rising? Keep going.
Believing. Hold on to that honking.
Look! You unlocked an upgrade! Click it to honk faster than you believed was possible.
Now you're honking! Click and upgrade and soon your chicken will be making gazillions of honks.
The only question is: Is that un oeuf?