20 Extremely Professional Office Jokes!
Get ready for some professional laughs! These office-based jokes will have you giggling with your co-workers!
Everyone gather around the water cooler for these totally hilarious (and incredibly professional) office based jokes! These jokes will have you laughing from nine to five - and beyond! And if you want more vocational humour, don't worry - we've got it! Check out our jokes about teachers, engineering, and Zoom meetings!
I couldn’t go to the office today because I had an eye problem…
I just couldn’t see myself working!
Why did the office employee keep an alarm clock under his desk?
He wanted to work over time!
What’s the worst thing about working in a paperless office?
When you have to go to the toilet!
I told a joke on the office Zoom call…
It wasn’t even remotely funny!
You know what they say about a tidy office desk…
It’s the sign of a VERY cluttered desk drawer!
The office manager told me to have a great day…
So I went home!
A salesperson came into an office one day and said “This computer will cut your workload by 50%!”
The office manager said, “Oh great, I’ll take two!”
How do you make up for arriving late to the office?
Leave early!
How many people work in the average office?
About half of them!
I don’t mind going to the office…
It’s the eight-hour wait to go home that I really hate!
The office computers went down this week, so we had to do everything manually…
It took half an hour just to shuffle the Solitaire cards!
Boss: “This is the third time you’ve been late this week. What is the meaning of this?”
Employee: “That it’s only Wednesday!”
Why was the scarecrow promoted to the office?
He was outstanding in his field!
My office nickname is The Computer…
If you leave me alone for thirty minutes, I’ll go to sleep!
Which office worker never works a single day?
The night security guard!
What do you call it when a nuclear physicist gets a salary increase?
Gamma rays!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you…
You have my Word!
I just saw my boss lock himself in his office with some graph paper…
I think he’s plotting something!
Why did the CEO cross the road?
To delegate it to someone else!
Why was the office computer cold?
It left its windows open!
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