He's probably um, tyred, of answering that question
Go on, do a wheelie or something. No? Fair enough.
The best part of this is that he'll never get his feet wet. Unless he rides through a puddle.
We reckon it took this cyclist 2 hours to go to the local shop and back
Is it made out of wood or dinosaur feet? It looks cool, whatever it is.
That can't be comfortable
Not really. Everyone knows you can't inflate a slice of toast.
We reckon it would take them an hour to turn a corner. At least.
Wood you believe it?
Probably best to avoid going up any kerbs, though