Superior in every way
Superior people get 4 words. It's an unwritten rule that only superior people know about.
My dad - he's the Mayor, you know - says keeping things in your pockets ruins the creases on your trousers. Luckily, I have Bertie to carry my things for me.
I remember Gnasher licking me once when I was a baby. Dennis said he was only trying to be nice, but I know he was going to eat me!
Aha! A proper question at last. I am going to be Prime Minister.
That wasn't a fair result and my lawyers are still reviewing my legal options
My father, the Mayor, says nothing embarrassing ever happens to superior people
Next question, please - I don't have all day, you know
Neither - things will always work out well for people like me
I'd really hate for Gnasher to lick me again...
No-one! Secrets are meant to be buried deep inside and never shared.
That oaf isn't my best friend! And I wouldn't trust him with a shopping list, never mind a secret!
My briefcase. The Mayor - who is also my Dad - presented it to me on my fifth birthday.
If by 'pet' you mean best-in-show pedigree animals, then I have 2: Clawdia the pure white snootcat, and Foo-foo the fancy poodle. Foo-foo's fur is so expensively styled that we can't let him go outdoors.
I enjoy anything our chef chooses to serve. Chef is from Venezuela and his name is Ramon.
I like it when people try to do stunts on their bikes or skateboards and they fall off. I mean, what do they expect to happen? Ha!
Bertie, because I could make him climb onto the roof of the lift and go for help
I'd make a list of all the things I want to do when I'm Prime Minister
Children to wear school uniform ALL THE TIME!
Sweets to be BANNED!
All slides and fun things to be REMOVED FROM SWIMMING POOLS IMMEDIATELY!
I'm superior, all my strengths are equally great
Sometimes I can be too humble. Does that even count as a weakness?
I'm good at everything
I'm bad at losing, not winning, and being bad at things
For being the most humble, wise and superior Prime Minister of all time, and the one with the coolest briefcase. Which I will be.
Ramon says those foods are for birds. We have kippers.
What? I don't smell! How dare you!