Give these crumple-faced rascals some paint and they'll amaze you with their delicate brush strokes.
In a poll, a staggering 98% of this sausage-like breed said that they own a copy of his new album!
This schnauzer accidentally created the world wide web while messing about with his owner's keyboard. That's what he told us anyway.
It's a cruel law for soccer-mad labradors, who are considered to be the greatest players in the world.
We played this pooch some sweet heavy metal anthems and it didn't even notice. What a waste of time.