Is ALL CAPS ZAYN trying to be the next Bond? Watch the video then look at the shiny GIFs… WE MUST BE TOLD!
£1,000,000 in shiny new pound coins? A gold-plated Beano issue no. 1? Or is it just a yellow lightbulb and some gold paint? You decide!
You'd be grumpy too if you had a mush like that.
ZAYN's slightly oversized tropical suit is enough to make a dragon stop and stare! Ulp!
Whoever this mystery laydee is, she's got to be roasting under that much animal fluff.
Surprise surprise - ZAYN swapped the briefcases and is now showing the police his dirty shreddies.
Yeah, even in a high speed pursuit you need to look both ways before changing lanes. Just being safe here. Move along.
Must have been something good in that briefcase to be worth punching holes through his house!
Fancy a Nando's after such a hard day? Or shall we just drive into the sunset like movie stars? Right you are - chippy tea!