1. What’s in the briefcase?
£1,000,000 in shiny new pound coins? A gold-plated Beano issue no. 1? Or is it just a yellow lightbulb and some gold paint? You decide!
2. Who invited scarface?
You’d be grumpy too if you had a mush like that.
3. Has ZAYN nicked his dad’s suit?
ZAYN’s slightly oversized tropical suit is enough to make a dragon stop and stare! Ulp!
4. Is it too warm for a fur coat?
Whoever this mystery laydee is, she’s got to be roasting under that much animal fluff.
5. Reckon those are clean socks?
Surprise surprise – ZAYN swapped the briefcases and is now showing the police his dirty shreddies.
6. Shall we drive safely to get away from the police?
Yeah, even in a high speed pursuit you need to look both ways before changing lanes. Just being safe here. Move along.
7. Did you have a good deal on home insurance?
Must have been something good in that briefcase to be worth punching holes through his house!
8. Where to next, Mr ZAYN?
Fancy a Nando’s after such a hard day? Or shall we just drive into the sunset like movie stars? Right you are – chippy tea!