What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call an elephant in a phonebox?
What do cows read in the morning?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What happens when an egg hears a joke?
Why did the bread go to the doctor?
Why should you never tell a joke when ice-skating?
What do you call a fake lasagne?
Why did the man eat yeast and shoe polish before he went to bed?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Did you hear about the salad race?
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?