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Are You The Class Clown?

Are you alway cracking up your class and giving the teacher the giggles? You might be the class clown. Find out now!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  March 5th 2024

Every class has got a class clown, but who is yours? Have you every made a joke so funny everybody cracks up? Have you ever waited for a pause in assembly to let off the squeakiest fart? Very amusing, but the true class clown makes everybody in the class laugh – even the teacher! See if you can get to the ultimate class clown level by answering these real teacher questions with the ultimate comedy comeback!

1/10 A teacher standing in front of a chalk board

Teacher: “Where’s your homework?”

2/10 A teacher taking a lesson

Teacher: “You with your hand up. Do you have a question?”

3/10 A teacher pointing to a chalk board

Teacher: “There’s something I can always count on…”

4/10 A teacher in front of a board of equations

Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class!”

5/10 A smiling teacher

Teacher: “You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?”

6/10 A teacher laughing at the word bum

Teacher “I would never punish you for something you didn’t do!”

7/10 A teacher standing in front of some scientific equations

Teacher: “Who is the king of the classroom?”

8/10 A teacher hoping for a sensible answer

Teacher: “Didn’t I just tell you to stand at the end of the line?”

9/10 A teacher in an old library

Teacher: ”I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of...”

10/10 A shocked teacher

Teacher: “Anyone know any jokes about sodium?”

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Class Clown Level: Class Frown!

You’re not that funny but no matter, everybody has their skill and yours is being a good student. Just remember, sometimes you need to turn that frown upside down! Try again to see if you can work out how to become Class Clown!

Class Clown Level: Slightly Funny!

Class Clown Level: Slightly Funny!

You’re slightly funny! Remember, a joke isn't funny if it hurts someones feelings or if it’s the same joke over and over again. Try again to see if you can work out how to become Class Clown!

Class Clown Level: Very Funny!

Class Clown Level: Very Funny!

You’re very funny and probably have your class mates in stitches most of the time. Try again and see if you can achieve MAXIMUM Class Clown Level!

Class Clown Level: Comedy GOAT!

Class Clown Level: Comedy GOAT!

You’re the funniest student ever. You should have you own TV show or YouTube channel. If that fails you could get a job writing for the Beano website. You don't star in your own videos, but you get to write the word 'fart' as much as you want!

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