The Beano Joke Book Quiz!
Can you help Dennis guess the punchline to these 10 hilarious jokes?
The Beano Joke Book is rammed with the most epic, LOL-worthy gags ever printed on paper! Do you have the mind of a stand-up comic? Could you help Dennis remember the punchlines to these awesome jokes? Get your funny cap on and see how many jokes you can answer correctly!
![Butch Butcher high above a Beanotown street](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/butch-butcher.jpg)
Why didn't the butcher want to skydive?
![Bananaman on an orange background](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/bananaman-orange.jpg)
What's orange and bad for your teeth?
![Rubi Pieface and a bike](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/rubi-pieface.jpg)
Why did the bicycle have a nap?
![Dennis and flowers](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/dennis-flower.jpg)
What did the flower say to his mum when he gave her a gift?
![Professor von Screwtop in a gas mask](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/screwtop-gasmask.jpg)
Scientists have discovered that diarrhoea is hereditary...
![Gnasher on the London Underground](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/06/london-tube-gnasher.jpg)
Why will a dog never win Strictly?
![Stevie Star in a Beanotown street](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/06/stevie-star.jpg)
What does a house wear?
![Dennis biting into a massive burger](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/09/dennis-burger.png)
What's an emperor's favourite food?
![Minnie in a boat](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/mini-boat.jpg)
Which musical instrument is best at catching fish?
![Gnasher’s fleas under a magnifying glass](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/12/Gnasher-Flea-Magnifying-Glass.jpg)
Did you hear about the dog who went to see the flea circus?
![Result: Oh no](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/oh-no.jpg)
Oh no! It just wasn't your day, was it? Maybe if you study the new Beano Joke Book, you'll be a total pro when it comes to telling funny one-liners!
![Result: Good](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/good.jpg)
Good try! It seems that some jokes are trickier than others, isn't it? Famous comedians make it look so easy, but if you take a look the new Beano Joke Book, you could probably answer these quiz questions with ease! Have another go!
![Result: Great](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/great.jpg)
Great work! You know a fair bit when it comes to comedy punchlines. The new Beano Joke Book is full of awesome jokes and it might help you get a perfect score!
![Result: Wow](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/wow.jpg)
Wow! You're probably a famous stand-up comic with a perfect score like this. Or you've got your hands on the new Beano Joke Book and have put lots of study time in. Either way... well done!