The Beano Joke Book Quiz!
Can you help Dennis guess the punchline to these 10 hilarious jokes?
The Beano Joke Book is rammed with the most epic, LOL-worthy gags ever printed on paper! Do you have the mind of a stand-up comic? Could you help Dennis remember the punchlines to these awesome jokes? Get your funny cap on and see how many jokes you can answer correctly!
Why didn't the butcher want to skydive?
What's orange and bad for your teeth?
Why did the bicycle have a nap?
What did the flower say to his mum when he gave her a gift?
Scientists have discovered that diarrhoea is hereditary...
Why will a dog never win Strictly?
What does a house wear?
What's an emperor's favourite food?
Which musical instrument is best at catching fish?
Did you hear about the dog who went to see the flea circus?
Oh no! It just wasn't your day, was it? Maybe if you study the new Beano Joke Book, you'll be a total pro when it comes to telling funny one-liners!
Good try! It seems that some jokes are trickier than others, isn't it? Famous comedians make it look so easy, but if you take a look the new Beano Joke Book, you could probably answer these quiz questions with ease! Have another go!
Great work! You know a fair bit when it comes to comedy punchlines. The new Beano Joke Book is full of awesome jokes and it might help you get a perfect score!
Wow! You're probably a famous stand-up comic with a perfect score like this. Or you've got your hands on the new Beano Joke Book and have put lots of study time in. Either way... well done!