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Beano Superstars – The Squelchy Things

Squelchies squelchies everywhere!

Name: The Squelchy Things

Age: Squelchy Things can’t count, so they can’t tell you how old they are

Best friends: Squelchy Things love pranks, jokes, and laughs so kids are their best friends – especially Calamity James!

Worst enemies: A Squelchy Thing’s worst enemy is salt (they like pepper because it makes them sneeze, which is funny and a bit splattery)

Motto: “With great squelch comes great squelch-ibility”

Super skill: Being invisible

Address: They’re everywhere!

Fact: Only the Squelchy King can tell a Squelchy Thing what to do!