Name: The Squelchy Things
Age: Squelchy Things can't count, so they can't tell you how old they are
Best friends: Squelchy Things love pranks jokes and laughs so kids are their best friends
Worst enemies: A Squelchy Thing's worst enemy is salt (they like pepper because it makes them sneeze, which is funny and a bit splattery)
Motto: "With great squelch comes great squelch-ibility"
Super skill: Being invisible
Address: They're everywhere!
Fact: Only the Squelchy King can tell a Squelchy Thing what to do!