BeanoToons – Unicorn Krew
These unicorn grime stars are done taking orders from cute princesses – and here’s the rap to prove it!
Give me a beat.
Oh yes what a lovely cup of tea,
One sugar, some milk,
What a lovely part-y.
Let me paint a picture for you that you fail to see,
It’s 10 sugars for you and none for me.
So hold up!
Unicorn products everywhere I look,
So we’ve come back to take something you took.
This mug, this saucer, this pic of my daughter
Stop selling our image, IT’S OUT OF ORDER!
We were once a tribe so noble,
But now we work for “unicorns global.”
Our CEO, our queen at the top,
She’s doesn’t like to share with us filthy lot.
Well imagine I drank from a human shaped cup?
I made you make them all then took a 90% cut?!
So this is a hold up,
And we want equality,
We want freedom,
From your nobility.
We want justice,
We want your crown,
Not to run a kingdom
Smash It. To. The. Ground.
Smash the crown!
Take the throne!
No more rule!
Rainbows for all!