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Could You Survive Without Wifi?

Could you survive in a world without internet? Take this ridiculous Doomsday quiz to find out!

The year is 2022, and Boris Johnson’s wig has been hacked by the Russians. Or the Chinese. Or the Danes. We’re not sure. Either way, it’s grown to 100 meters tall and is attacking Portsmouth with big hairy lasers. The army are trying to stop everyone panicking, so they’ve switched off the Internet. They’re still panicking.

Can you survive the internet blackout until Boris’ wig gets trimmed? Answer these questions to find out!

1/9

You need to check if your Granny is ok, what with all this scary stuff on the news. What do you do?

2/9

Which of these is most important in an emergency?

3/9

Where did you get last night's dinner from?

4/9

Your mum starts getting worried, but without the internet, nobody knows what's going on. How do you find out what to do next?

5/9

You hear a rumour that the giant laser-wig is coming your way, so you decide to leave town. The radio says Margate is safe, but you have no idea how to get there. How do find your way?

6/9

Ok, so you and 10,000 other people are now walking to Margate. But oh no! You've left your Nintendo Switch at home! Now what?

7/9

You're really hungry, and you find an old sandwich lying in the road. What do you do?

8/9

Which of these is more worrying?

9/9

The giant wig has caught up with you! How are you going to get out of this one?

You survived!

Well done! You used your old-fashioned know-how to survive the internet apocalypse. And it wasn't even that bad, was it? You played board games, threw a frisbee about…bet you didn't even miss Fortnite and Tik Tok. Right?

You almost survived!

Ooooh so close! You almost made it… but a world without internet was just too awful for you. Better luck next apocalypse!

You didn't survive!

Noooo! You just weren't cut out for a life without internet!

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