Shhh, it’s me, Secret Stand up here! Now everyone’s back to school it’s time to find out if YOU are Britain’s funniest class! I’ve collected together ten epic jokes and all you have to do is figure out what the punchline is! Will you guess right or are your joke instincts in need of polishing?
- Sometimes, the most obvious answer is the funniest
- Really think about puns and word play
- Combining two totally different ideas can often result in big lols
What's brown and sticky?
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
What's a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
Why should you stand in the corner of a room if you're cold?
Did you hear about the explosion in the french cheese factory?
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says…
Incredible! You're punchline instincts are razor sharp!
Well done! You know a good punchline when you see one!
Hm, you got a couple but you can do better! Have another go.
Oh no! You're not very good at punchlines! Don't worry, it's punderstandble. Sorry.