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Hard Would You Rather Questions

What would YOU rather do? Do you even know? Find out with these deliriously daft WOULD YOU RATHER questions!

 Answer A or B in the questions below then click the RESULTS at the bottom of the page to find out how your choices compare to other people! 

1/12 A man singing

Would you rather…

Results

  • Only be able to speak in limericks 0.6 %
  • Only speak via singing BUT you’re EXTREMELY pitchy 0.4 %
2/12 A man in a karate suit with a chocolate cake on their head

Would you rather…

Results

  • Have a ghost slap your hand away every time you try to put money in a vending machine 0.8 %
  • Have diarrhoea all afternoon on your birthday 0.2 %
3/12 A werewolf

Would you rather…

Results

  • Be a werewolf, but you can’t tell anyone and you have to chain yourself up on full moons 0.2 %
  • Be president of the NSPCW (National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Werewolves) which doesn’t take up too much time and involves a free car 0.8 %
4/12 A mouth full of talking teeth

Would you rather…

Results

  • Have sentient teeth that noisily chatter to each other, so it’s like a mini-cafe in your mouth 0.7 %
  • Have teeth that no matter how hard you brushed them, always look slightly green 0.3 %
5/12 A man thinking about things

Would you rather…

Results

  • Have the song ‘Gangnam Style’ be the ONLY music you’re able to hear for the rest of your life 0.4 %
  • Hear all music, BUT your bed is forever uncomfortable 0.6 %
6/12 A woman thinking

Would you rather…

Results

  • Have an army of bees that you can control telepathically 0.8 %
  • Have an army of white mice that, while cute and well-meaning – are highly disorganised and when you send them out a lot of them never even come back 0.2 %
7/12 A person having a nosebleed

Would you rather…

Results

  • Have a nosebleed every time someone tells you they love you 0.3 %
  • Every time you order takeaway food there’s always at least one item incorrect or missing 0.7 %
8/12 A toilet viper

Would you rather…

Results

  • Every time you go to the loo there’s a 50% chance of a toilet cobra 0.1 %
  • ALL fruit quietly whispers “help me!’ when you bite into it 0.9 %
9/12 A woman scratching her head

Would you rather…

Results

  • Be able to see 20 seconds into the future 0.7 %
  • Be able to see 24 hours into the future BUT you can only ever name your pets or children ‘Pombo’ 0.3 %
10/12 A wrinkly puppy

Would you rather…

Results

  • Be able to fly BUT every time you do a puppy gets sick 0.3 %
  • Be able to read minds BUT whoever’s mind you read can also read yours 0.7 %
11/12 A big hairy spider

Would you rather…

Results

  • Have a spider live inside your left leg – which doesn’t bother you and you can’t feel it but you KNOW it’s in there 0.4 %
  • Have a talking stapler BUT all it does is insult you and damage your self-esteem 0.6 %
12/12 A woman eating a slice of pizza

Would you rather…

Results

  • All food has no taste apart from scampi 0.4 %
  • Every single food, regardless of what it is, tastes of scampi – apart from actual scampi, which tastes of apples 0.6 %

Would you rather…

1/1

Nice. So! Would you say your answers were…?

Mostly A!

Ah, of course! You're the kind of person who plays it safe – unless of course it's to do with werewolves. And that's fair enough!

Mostly B!

You answered mostly B! You're not afraid to take big risks on silly questions! That answer you gave about the scampi was definitely the right one, by the way. Nice work.

A bit of both!

Your answers were somewhere in between! Who can blame you for that – these questions were so tricky. And, to be honest, kind of daft!