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Harry Potter - Would You Rather?

Would you prefer a Dementor as a pal or Voldemort as a teacher? There's only one way to find out!

Beano Team
Last Updated:  March 22nd 2022

1/10 Would you rather... eat one vomit flavoured Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Bean every day for a year or eat a big plate of Maggoty haggis every day for a month?

Jelly beans
Maggoty haggis with knife and fork


  • Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean 0.9 %
  • Maggoty haggis 0.1 %

2/10 Would you rather... own an amazing wand but be unable to use it or own Ron’s broken wand but only be able to conjure up cheese and pickle sandwiches whenever you needed?

Magic wand
Cheese and pickle sandwich


  • Amazing wand 0.6 %
  • Ron's broken wand 0.4 %

3/10 Would you rather... Moaning Myrtle moaned every time you took a shower or that Peeves put fish heads in your breakfast cereal every morning?

Girl with open mouth


  • Moaning Myrtle 0.9 %
  • Peeves 0.1 %

4/10 Would you rather... have to cut Hagrid’s massive toenails with a tiny pair of scissors or wash Snape’s hair with Sleekeazy's Hair Potion?

Back of head - person with long black hair


  • Hagrid's toenails 0.2 %
  • Snape's hair 0.8 %

5/10 Would you rather... all your friends thought you smelled like a house elf’s sweaty socks or that every meal you eat tastes like troll bogies?

Socks hanging on a washing line
Green slime


  • House elf's sweaty socks 0.9 %
  • Troll bogies 0.1 %

6/10 Would you rather... spend every weekend hanging with the Malfoys or have Christmas with Argus Filch for the next 10 years?

Draco Malfoy
Cat with googly eyes


  • Hanging with the Malfoys 0.6 %
  • Christmas with Argus Filch and Mrs Norris 0.4 %

7/10 Would you rather... wear Uncle Vernon’s pants for P.E for the entire term or have to wear Dolores Umbridge’s fluffy pink cardigan every time you went out with friends?

A pair of underpants
Pink cardigan


  • Uncle Vernon's pants 0.3 %
  • Dolores Umbridge’s fluffy pink cardigan 0.7 %

8/10 Would you rather... go camping on your own in the Forbidden Forest or sleep near a windy Hippogriff?

Dark forest


  • Forbidden Forest 0.3 %
  • Windy Hippogriff 0.7 %

9/10 Would you rather... vomit slugs every time you ate cake or that your farts sounded like a Mandrake root?

Slug with black spots
Man holding his nose


  • Slugs! 0.3 %
  • Mandrake farts! 0.7 %

10/10 Would you rather... have a Dementor for a best friend or have Voldemort as your head teacher?

Lord Voldemort


  • Dementor BFF 0.7 %
  • Voldemort 0.3 %