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How Average Are You Quiz?

Are you as average as Joe Smith from Danny Wallace's new book, The Luckiest Kid in the World? There's only one way to find out - quiz!

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Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:Β  February 11th 2022

What if you suddenly had everything you’d ever dreamed of? That’s exactly what happens to 10-year-old Joe Smith in this hilarious, brand-new book from Danny Wallace. In it, Joe's life gets turned upside down when he's named the most average child in the country.

But how do you stack up next to Joe? Could you be even more average than him? We've partnered with totally real company Bland & Co Marketing Solutions* to find out, using these 13 very average questions designed to make us loads and loads of money get to the bottom of this mystery!

*We're not really

**Or are we?

***We're not

1/13

Hello, fellow consumers! What would you rather do for fun?

2/13

Pick a first name:

3/13 The Ultimate Guess The Crisps Quiz

What was the last flavour of crisps you ate?

4/13

On a scale of 1 - 10, with 1 being small and 10 being angry, how do you feel about ice cream?

5/13 A man eating hot chilli peppers

What's the spiciest thing you ever ate?

6/13

Pick a pet:

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Our research shows that kids like music. What music do you like?

8/13

Pick a hometown:

9/13

If 1 isn't fun at all and 10 is the most fun ever, how fun is go karting?

10/13

Which of these skills would be the most useful?

11/13

How much do you believe this advert?

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If someone gave you a free pair of headphones what would you do with them?

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13/13 Which of these things would you rather wear on your feet?

You're not average at all!

You're the absolute opposite of average! You don't just do things differently, you invent new ways of doing things - like drinking beef stew through a straw or tapdancing backwards. You're loads of fun to be around but are an advertiser's worst nightmare because nobody can work out how to sell you anything! So it looks like you haven't got anything in common with Joe Smith, then! Want to find how this extra-average kid became the Luckiest Kid in the World? Then you'd better read the hilarious new book by Danny Wallace!

You're a bit average!

You're a tiny bit average! You're into some pretty unpredictable stuff, and might like skydiving one day and stamp collecting the next. But there are some average things about your personality too - which is totally fair enough! You don't have much in common with Joe Smith, then! Want to find how this extra-average kid became the Luckiest Kid in the World? Then you'd better read the hilarious new book by Danny Wallace!

You're mostly average!

On first glance, you're pretty average! But occasionally you'll surprise everyone by suddenly getting really into extreme metal music or pickling your own vegetables. It's good to keep people on their toes! You have a little in common with Joe Smith, then! Want to find how this extra-average kid became the Luckiest Kid in the World? Then you'd better read the hilarious new book by Danny Wallace!

You're very average!

Well - you're really quite average! VERY occasionally though, you'll do something a bit unusual or put some hot sauce on your food or something. You've got loads in common with Joe Smith! Want to find how this extra-average kid became the Luckiest Kid in the World? Then you'd better read the hilarious new book by Danny Wallace!

You're the most average person ever!

You're basically Joe Smith himself! Want to find out what else you have in common with him? Read the hilarious new book by Danny Wallace to find how this extra-average kid became the Luckiest Kid in the World!