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Are You a True Brit? How British Are You? Take This Test

Never mind the passport - how British are you REALLY? Take this quiz to find out!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:Β  January 3rd 2023

Are you a true Brit? Do you know all the words to the national anthem? Ha! Only joking, nobody knows that.

But you could still bag full marks - so take this how British are you test before your tea gets cold!Β 


What are these greasy looking things?


You're watching your local football team play and they end up getting thrashed 17-nil. What do you do?


Which of these was NOT invented in Scotland?


What does "faffing about" mean?


You're about to take part in the annual cheese-rolling event in Gloucestershire. What's your game plan?


Which one of these dishes is British?


Pick a hot drink:


What are the bee's knees?


Your American cousin has given you a book called THE SMITHSONIAN BOOK OF STUPIDEST BRITISH PEOPLE EVER as a hilarious gift. You're a bit annoyed.What do you do?


You're the Queen, and you just found out that the gigantic gold Elephant in your bedroom actually belongs to someone else. Imagine that! They'd quite like it back now, please. What do you do?


In Cockney rhyming slang, what's a lump of ice?

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How do you eat a saveloy?

Completely British!

Nice one! You're 100%, absolutely, bona fide British! And don't just take it from us, the Queen's solid gold elephant agrees too!

Pretty British!

You're definitely more British than not. You're about as British as a corgi eating crumpets and belching loudly. So, kind of, but not really.But don't be disappointed - being British isn't all it's cracked up to be. And we should know!

A bit British!

Your personality isΒ kind of British - so there's bits of Britishness in you, all mixed in with lots of other things. Which is actually what everything in Britain is like anyway!

You're not British at all!

But don't worry - as most British people will tell you, being British is a pretty mixed bag.That was a lucky escape, then! Phew!