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Inside Beano Issue 4090 – What's the First Rule of Dad Club?

Here's five of the most blam reasons why you should check out the new Beano!

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Beano Team
Last Updated:  July 11th 2022

1. Dad Club! 

Dad Club? What’s Dad Club?! The first rule of Dad Club is no kids allowed! But that’s not going to stop Roger – he’s got to get in and find all about what goes in Dad Club! 

What kind of club would you want to be in?

Results

  • Crisp tasting 0.2 %
  • Manchester United 0.2 %
  • Something snack-based 0.1 %
  • Video games and dog petting 0.5 %

2. Minx Deliveries!

Minnie is helping out a delivery driver (only because she accidentally ruined his bike). Everyone needs a pizza this, because we all know, Minnie always delivers! 

What's the weirdest pizza topping you can think of?

Results

  • Sock and toothpaste 0.4 %
  • Netflix 0.4 %
  • Pepperoni and pineapple 0.1 %
  • Triple tomato 0.1 %

3. Menace best behaviour! 

Dennis and Mum are visiting an old friend – and Dennis is to be on his best behaviour! This will be almost impossible because they sound super boooo-ring! And Dennis is normally the worst influence ever! 

What do you do if you're stuck in a boring conversation?

Results

  • Smile and nod occasionally 0.3 %
  • Imagine you're answering questions on a TV quiz show 0.2 %
  • Try not to yawn at all costs 0.1 %
  • Just remember to look interested and blink occasionally 0.4 %

4. Never rains but it pours!

The Bash Street Kids are presenting on the weather today – first up is Danny and all about the sun. Hopefully Teacher won’t be too blinded by his brilliance. And not to rain on Teacher’s parade, there’s still the question of weather or not the class will descend into chaos! 

What's the best way to dress when the rain is falling heavily?

Results

  • A deep-sea diving suit 0.2 %
  • Normal clothes, but with a massive umbrella 0.3 %
  • Swimsuit, flippers and snorkel 0.1 %
  • Just stay in and keep dry that way 0.4 %

5. Bananas and Cream – a perfect combo?

Bananaman is facing down Captain Cream! His plan is sure to curdle if he doesn’t work fast! But will Bananaman whip this evil villain into shape or will he be crying over spilt milk? 

What's the best flavour milkshake?

Results

  • Chocolate, obviously 0.7 %
  • Strawberry 0.2 %
  • Milk 0.1 %
  • Peanut butter and broccoli 0 %

All this and more in Beano, in shops from 16th June 2021! Subscribe here to get Beano delivered to your home and receive an awesome free gift!

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