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Inside Beano Issue 4091 – It's Football... Beano Style!

Here we go! Here's five scorching reasons why you should pick up this week's Beano!

Beano Team
Last Updated:  July 11th 2022

1. They think it’s all over! 

Ball Boy is becoming a football influencer! But this footie-mad kid has lost his spark – he’s suddenly become rubbish at football! It’s gonna take the whole Beano gang to help Ball Boy restore his mojo and get back in the game! Goal! 

Who's your favourite footballer?


  • Harry Kane 0.5 %
  • Steph Houghton 0.1 %
  • Rachel Corsie 0 %
  • Marcus Rashford 0.3 %

2. Ancient History!

Bananaman is at Beanotown Museum – and things are getting historical! We get to see what Bananaman would have been like in the stone age (pretty smart, it seems!). 

What's the best thing about museums?


  • Facts about the past 0.3 %
  • Unusual exhibits 0.1 %
  • Those comfortable benches 0.1 %
  • The gift shop 0.5 %

3. Hot Stuff!

Rubi is making the world’s hottest chilli pepper! Can she handle the heat? Or will she and Pie Face get burned!

What's the hottest thing you've ever eaten?


  • A delicious curry 0.5 %
  • An apple pie from a popular fast food restaurant 0.2 %
  • Microwaved soup 0.2 %
  • A stick of celery 0.1 %

4. It’s a scoot scoot! 

This week, Betty’s teaching Yeti how to share! But it proves a little harder when Betty lets Yeti use her new scooter! Sharing isn’t always caring! 

What gadget would you add to a scooter?


  • A big seat 0.3 %
  • Massive headlights 0.1 %
  • A map app, so you never get lost 0.2 %
  • A snack holder 0.5 %

5. 007? More like 077! 

Dan’s been zapped by the Prefect’s new ‘getting older ray’ (that’s a terrible name for it!) and has been aged 50 years! But with age comes wisdom – and Dan will need all the quick-thinking to get out of this!

What will Dan do next?


  • Have a nice cup of tea 0.2 %
  • Take an afternoon nap 0.2 %
  • What a film about cowboys 0.2 %
  • Do a crossword and enjoy a biscuit 0.4 %

All this and more in Beano, in shops from 23rd June 2021! Subscribe here to get Beano delivered to your home and receive an awesome free gift!