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Inside Beano – Issue 4135: It's time to try Menace Golf!

Dennis has a hole-in-one story – and four other reasons to read the Beano comic this week!

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Beano Team
Last Updated:  July 11th 2022

1. The Menace Open!

Dennis has been learning how to play golf – or menace golf at least. He’s created the most epic crazy golf course ever. Will Dad be able to finish it, or will it finish him?!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

Results

  • No idea! 0.3 %
  • In case they got a hole in one! 0.6 %
  • To show how good a driver they were! 0.1 %
  • If they'd been clever, they'd have worn 'FORE!' 0 %

2. Ask A-Minx-is!

This week, Minnie is being really helpful – she’s answering all of Dad’s question as A-Minx-is! That doesn’t sound like Minnie... what is she up to?

What is 1,278 multiplied by 901, divided by three?

Results

  • 1 million! 0.1 %
  • Cat! 0.1 %
  • 383,821.74 0.6 %
  • Numbers! 0.2 %

3. Snow... in summer?!

It’s snowing in Beanotown – but it’s May! What on Earth could be causing it? This is a super tough case for Bananaman, who does he know that can control the weather? Not Weatherman, surely?! That’s waaaaay too obvious!

What's your favourite weather?

Results

  • Snow! 0.4 %
  • Sunny! 0.4 %
  • Rain! 0.1 %
  • Stormy! 0.1 %

4. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Yeti!

Betty’s been teaching Yeti how to play rock, paper, scissors! But Yeti’s finding the rules a little complicated – he needs a bigger example!

Rock, paper, scissors or Yeti?

Results

  • Rock 0.1 %
  • Paper 0 %
  • Scissors 0.1 %
  • Yeti 0.8 %

5. Inspector Bash Street!

Class 2B are being inspected – this can’t end well for Teacher. But this Inspector has a secret... they’re never passing this inspection!

What grade would you give Class 2B?

Results

  • A* for mischief! 0.3 %
  • C! Because you'd like to 'C' them all in real life! 0.2 %
  • B! Because you'd like to 'B' part of the class! 0.2 %
  • F! For Fun! 0.2 %

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