Inside Beano no. 4075 – Sharing Funny Stories!
Here’s five reasons why this week’s Beano is the blammest thing ever!
1. Fairytales of the unexpected!
This week, Minnie’s telling Bea a story – the story of Cinderella! Doesn’t sound like Minnie at all! But this is Cinderella with a difference – Min-derella, if you will! There’s a giant robot, and ray guns, and Bat-min! This is Cinderella with added Minx!
Which fairytale character would you give a blam makeover?
- Snow White 0.3 %
- Humpty Dumpty 0.2 %
- Pinocchio 0.2 %
- Little Red Riding Hood 0.3 %
2. What a fine mess!
Dennis is getting arty! Making trees using ink and a straw. But, Dennis being Dennis, he has to take it to the extreme – 10 drops of ink and a leaf-blower to make a whole forest of trees! This cannot go wrong… or can it?
What's your favourite way to create art?
- Marker pens 0.6 %
- Paint and a super-soaker 0.3 %
- Tiny sculptures using ice cubes 0.1 %
- Making a collage using your mum's magazines 0.1 %
3. Feathered friends!
There’s a new teacher’s pet in Class 2B! An actual pet belonging to Teacher! Cuthbert’s lost his prized class position, and the rest of the Bash Street Kids are just sick of Teacher parroting on and on! The parrot needs to go!
What's the best name for a parrot?
- Sir Squawksalot 0.5 %
- Flappy 0.2 %
- Lady Beaky 0.1 %
- Keith 0.2 %
4. To the Bananamobile!
Bananaman’s getting a new car! But there hasn’t been a car built that can survive an hour with this bumbling, banana-brained superhero! Why does he even need a car when he can fly everywhere?!
What's the best thing about cars?
- Not having to walk for ages, obviously 0.7 %
- It's a place to eat snacks, basically 0.1 %
- It's a mobile disco, if you're allowed to choose the music 0.2 %
- My dad seems to enjoy using it as a bin on wheels 0.1 %
5. Meet Beanotown’s funniest family!
And finally… we can introduce some brand new characters – The Chandras! They own Beanotown’s joke shop, and the kids love pranking! This week, watch out for a monster make-up mix-up!
What's your favourite prank?
- Filling your friend's room with balloons 0.2 %
- Covering the toilet with cling film 0.3 %
- Making an onion look like a toffee apple 0.3 %
- Writing my homework out backwards 0.2 %
All this and more in Beano, in shops from 3rd March 2021!
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