1. COP A LOAD OF THIS!
Officer Minx is reporting for duty! Wait, Minnie on the side of Sergeant Slipper? That’s practically illegal! It must be a crime against minxing, of the highest order! Find out what’s going on in Beano this week!
What do you think police officers keep under their helmets?
- Crisps 0.3 %
- A sandwich 0.2 %
- A notebook 0.4 %
- A spare pair of socks 0.1 %
2. FRUIT CRISIS!
Bananaman has run out of bananas! And there’s a crime being committed! We need Eric to turn into the banana-brained hero quickly! What else can he use? Wait! There’s a banana shop! It MUST have bananas in it for Eric to eat!
Which type of fruit makes you feel like a superhero?
- Tomato 0.1 %
- Pineapple 0.2 %
- Strawberries 0.3 %
- Bananas 0.4 %
3. SNAP CHAT!
There are alligators in the sewer for some reason, and Dennis is the cause! He needs a time machine, like yesterday! But, using them always goes wrong! How will he get rid of the sewer-gators?!
What would you do with a pet alligator?
- Play a game of 'Snap' 0.2 %
- Teach it to play Fortnite 0.1 %
- Train it do you your homework 0.5 %
- Go for a nice stroll in the local park 0.2 %
4. TEACHER TURNS TO TRICKY TECH!
Teacher is getting technical! Will the Bash Street Kids manage to turn their analogue Teacher totally digital? This time, it’s the kids turn to teach Teacher!
What's your favourite piece of tech?
- Smartphone 0.3 %
- Gaming console 0.5 %
- The humble light switch 0 %
- The telly 0.2 %
5. RAMBLE SCRAMBLE!
Dangerous Dan is out for a walk! But he’s got to watch out, S.M.I.R.K. is tailing him! Can the oblivious Dan avoid being kidnapped by S.M.I.R.K.? He’ll need to have something special up his sleeve!
How would you protect yourself from Go-Bad Goop?
- An umbrella, like Dangerous Dan 0.5 %
- A big raincoat 0.1 %
- A big cardboard box 0.1 %
- I'd just move out of the way really quickly 0.4 %
All this and more in Beano, in shops from 10th March 2021!
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