1. Fatty’s Deadly Fart!
Fatty has unleashed the world’s worst fart and Bash Street needs to be fumigated! So Class 2B are getting up to their usual mischief, but this time it’s online! Will Teacher manage to mute their troublemaking?!
What's the worst kind of fart?
- Loud and disruptive 0.3 %
- Silent but deadly 0.4 %
- Small and pointless 0 %
- All farts are good farts! 0.2 %
2. Dennis’ Gaming Get-around!
Dennis is busy gaming this week, instead of doing his homework. He’s got to create a character and go on a quest – but Dennis hates all that talking bit of games! It’s so boooring! How far can he skip past while still knowing what he’s got to do?
Have you ever cheated in a game?
- Never! How dare you! 0.3 %
- Once or twice 0.3 %
- Yes, all the time 0.2 %
- I don't know how to, but I would if I could! 0.2 %
3. Minnie’s Busy Getting Quizzy!
Minnie is putting on a quiz – and in normal Minnie style, she’s quizzing it out! Minnie’s the host with the most, and Francis is the best guest!
What's your specialist subject when it comes to quizzes?
- Sports 0.1 %
- History 0.2 %
- Science 0.2 %
- Cartoons 0.5 %
4. Betty’s Cleanliness Craze!
Betty’s on a cleanliness craze, and Yeti’s fur is not bringing her joy. How long can Yeti manage to keep his fur clear of mess and grime, or is it too much of an ask for everyone’s favourite Yeti?
How often do you clean your room?
- Every day! I'm like Mary Poppins! 0.1 %
- Once a week 0.1 %
- When I'm told to 0.4 %
- Never! Muahahaha! 0.4 %
5. Bananaman is Feeling Negative!
Bananaman has been shot by one of General Blight’s rays again… and turned him into a portal to a negative dimension! What can fill this void and bring back Beanotown’s only banana-themed superhero?
If you had a portal, where would it go?
- A desert island! 0.1 %
- Straight to the fridge! 0.1 %
- To my best mate's house 0.3 %
- Straight into a theme park, no ticket required! 0.5 %
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