Does your teacher still dress like it's 1973?
Does your teacher think maths is FUN??
Does your teacher have a huge and pointy bald head?
Is your teacher obsessed with Star Trek?
Does your teacher smell of turnips?
Does your teacher have hearing that's as good as a bat's?
Does your teacher have eyes in the back of her head?
Does your teacher talk... really... slowly... and... drone.... on... and... on..?
Do you NEVER hear your teacher coming, so it's almost as if the TELEPORT into the room from another galaxy?
Does your teacher laugh like a hyena with hiccups?