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Joe King’s Monster Joke Quiz

Think you’re a champion joker? See how many of these awesome jokes you know!

Ultimate Jokes Quiz

The Ultimate Jokes Quiz

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1/15 What nails do carpenters hate to hit? 

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2/15 What do you call a pig with a black belt in karate? 

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3/15 Why do bees have sticky hair? 

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4/15 Where do cows go on Saturday night? 

5/15 Joe King's Giant Joke Challenge

Why did Smiffy run around his bed? 

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6/15 What's black and white, black and white, black and white? 

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7/15 Why do cows wear bells? 

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8/15 Where do library books like to sleep? 

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9/15 Why do spiders use google? 

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10/15 What is the shortest month? 

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11/15 What do cows use in text messages? 

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12/15 What's the best way to organise an outer space party? 

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13/15 What do you eat when you're cold and angry? 

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14/15 How does a train eat? 

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15/15 What’s the most famous fish?

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You got a perfect score! You're a joke ninja!

You win the whole world (apart from Canada, because you didn't quite make it to 100%)!

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