These Mufasa from The Lion King jokes will make you laugh like a hyena!
Mufasa’s is the Lion King…. Or at least he is for the start of the film. I wonder what happens. You won’t find any spoilers here. We’ll leave you to find out at the mane event (when you watch the film) after you’ve read these jokes! I hope your feline funny!
Why is Scar so scruffy?
Because the Disney artist coloured outside the lion!
What did Mufasa do on a canoe?
Used his roar!
Where does a lion sleep?
Anywhere it wants!
Did you see the Mufasa getting their haircut?
It was the mane event!
What do you call a lion at the North Pole?
What do you call a man sharing a bath with a lion?
What do you get when you cross Mufasa with a camel?
What do you call a lion crossed with a leopard?
A dotted lion!
Mufasa ruined Christmas…
Turns out he had sandy claws for Christmas lunch!
What’s Mufasa’s favourite soccer player?
Why couldn't you trust Mufasa?
He was always lion!
If Mufasa is the king of the jungle...
They should call it a reignforest?
I asked Rick Astley if I could borrow a Disney Film….
He said " you can have the lion King but I'm never gonna give you up!"
When I was a kid I thought our pet looked like Timon from The Lion King…
Turns out he was a mere cat!
Do you want to know how I got these Scars?
Joker said as he showed Batman his Lion king figurine collection!
The Lion King is the best way that people from Millwall can see a group of Lions come together…
The Lion King has a lot of…
Why couldn’t the Lion King outrun the wildebeests?
Because he didn't Mufasa!
I really like the Lion King…
The urge to sing one of the songs is just a whim away, a whim away awhim away
What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?