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Mufasa Jokes

These Mufasa from The Lion King jokes will make you laugh like a hyena!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  May 3rd 2022

Mufasa’s is the Lion King…. Or at least he is for the start of the film. I wonder what happens. You won’t find any spoilers here. We’ll leave you to find out at the mane event (when you watch the film) after you’ve read these jokes! I hope your feline funny!

Why is Scar so scruffy?

Because the Disney artist coloured outside the lion!

What did Mufasa do on a canoe?

Used his roar!

Where does a lion sleep?

Anywhere it wants!

Did you see the Mufasa getting their haircut?

It was the mane event!

What do you call a lion at the North Pole?


What do you call a man sharing a bath with a lion?

An ambulance!

What do you get when you cross Mufasa with a camel?

A chamelion!

What do you call a lion crossed with a leopard?

A dotted lion!

Mufasa ruined Christmas…

Turns out he had sandy claws for Christmas lunch!

What’s Mufasa’s favourite soccer player?

Lion-el Messi!

Why couldn't you trust Mufasa?

He was always lion!

If Mufasa is the king of the jungle...

They should call it a reignforest?

I asked Rick Astley if I could borrow a Disney Film….

He said " you can have the lion King but I'm never gonna give you up!"

When I was a kid I thought our pet looked like Timon from The Lion King…

Turns out he was a mere cat!

Do you want to know how I got these Scars?

Joker said as he showed Batman his Lion king figurine collection!

The Lion King is the best way that people from Millwall can see a group of Lions come together… 

And win!

The Lion King has a lot of… 


Why couldn’t the Lion King outrun the wildebeests?

Because he didn't Mufasa!

I really like the Lion King…

The urge to sing one of the songs is just a whim away, a whim away awhim away

What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?