1/9 Can she sense a disturbance in the Force?
2/9 Can she stop your breathing just by looking at you?
3/9 Can she hear you raiding the biscuit tin from the other side of the galaxy? (or just the house)?
4/9 Does she rule the house with an iron fist?
5/9 Can she sense if you are fibbing?
6/9 Does she wear a lot of black?
7/9 Is your dad scared of her?
8/9 Can she make you move off the couch at will?
9/9 Does her voice strike fear into you?
She's WAY scarier than Darth Vader!
The dark lords of the Sith would think twice before leaving their bedrooms untidy!
She's NO match for a good blaster at your side
Your mum sounds too nice to rule over an evil galactic empire!