How far can you kick a ball?
Can you sprint for 90 minutes?
Are your football socks pulled up a little bit too high?
How do you celebrate scoring a goal?
It's half-time. What do you drink?
What's the best way to take a free kick?
What's the best goal you've ever scored?
Who's the greatest player in the world?
What would you be like in a post-match telly interview?
How many goals would you score in the final?