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QUIZ: Which International Football Team Should You Play For?

We're all suffering from football fever at Beano HQ! Find out which international team you'd represent by taking this quiz...

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  July 1st 2021

Let's find out which team you should play for!

1/10 A football player about to kick a ball

How far can you kick a ball?

2/10 Juan Mata of Chelsea (r), Bastian Schweinsteiger (m) and Franck Ribey (l) of Bayern during FC Bayern Munich vs. Chelsea FC UEFA Champions League Final game at Allianz Arena on May 19, 2012 in Munich

Can you sprint for 90 minutes?

3/10 Football players running after the ball

Are your football socks pulled up a little bit too high?

4/10 Peter Crouch doing a sort of crab dance

How do you celebrate scoring a goal?

5/10 A football player drinks a bottle of water

It's half-time. What do you drink?

6/10 A football player prepares to take a free kick

What's the best way to take a free kick?

7/10 An amazing goal by Barcelona

What's the best goal you've ever scored?

8/10 A brilliant football player shooting at the goal

Who's the greatest player in the world?

9/10 A Real Madrid player is interviewing after a match

What would you be like in a post-match telly interview?

10/10 A football player celebrates the winning goal

How many goals would you score in the final?

An English football player


Three lions! Quarter final disappointment! A pie at half-time! Of course, it's English international football for you!

A Brazilian football player


With your silky skills and flair for exciting football, there's only one team for you!

A Portuguese football player


You're the perfect striker to join Ronaldo and will probably score just as many goals as him – if not more!

An Argentinian footballer player


Lionel Messi is regarded as one of the world's finest football players, but who's this poised to take over? It's you! That's who.