19 Simple Jokes That Are Easy To Remember
So what if these jokes are simple? That means less effort for us and more laughs for you. Result!
These jokes are so straightforward you'll be able to bust them out in the classroom with ease, and even your teacher will get them! If you're hungry for more complex humour, try our number jokes. We've got loads more laughs on our jokes page too, so warm up your laughter muscle, loosen your funny bones and check them out!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes their lego up?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks
How easy is it to find somewhere to swim in VR?
Sim-pool
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick!
Why was Mona Lisa sent to prison?
She was framed!
What do you call cheese that you don't own?
Nacho cheese!
What dog appears from nowhere?
A Labracadabrador!
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card!
How does the ocean say good morning?
It waves!
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
What do you call spaghetti playing Among Us?
An im-pasta!
Why should you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
What do you call someone who never farts in public?
A private tutor
What washes up on tiny beaches?
Micro-waves
How many lips does a flower have?
Tu-lips
What do you call a seagull when it flies over a bay?
A bay-gull (A begal - geddit?)
What do you call an elf millionaire?
W-elfy
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Rocket
