The REAL Reason Fidget Spinners are Banned in School!

Apparently fidget spinners have been banned in schools because they are too distracting, but that's not entirely true. Here are some of the real reasons they don't want you bringing them to class!

Teachers are scared of being hypnotised

Teacher being hypnotised by a fidget spinner

The high-pitched noise they make attracts too many dogs!

This is rubbish - everyone knows you can never have TOO many dogs!!

Dogs surrounding a school

They could form tornadoes

Which could make lunch messier than usual!

Fidget spinners creating tornadoes which are destroying a school canteen

Too many spinners in one place could open a portal to the FIDGET REALM!!


Fidget Spinners opening a portal in a classroom and a giant monster spinner is escaping

Really though, the main reason is jealousy!

Teachers can't use fidget spinners because of their MASSIVE CLUMSY ADULT HANDS!!

Teacher annoyed she can't fidget spin because of her GIANT CLUMSY HANDS!

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