The REAL Reason Fidget Spinners are Banned in School!
Apparently fidget spinners have been banned in schools because they are too distracting, but that's not entirely true. Here are some of the real reasons they don't want you bringing them to class!
Teachers are scared of being hypnotised
The high-pitched noise they make attracts too many dogs!
This is rubbish - everyone knows you can never have TOO many dogs!!
They could form tornadoes
Which could make lunch messier than usual!
Too many spinners in one place could open a portal to the FIDGET REALM!!
Really though, the main reason is jealousy!
Teachers can't use fidget spinners because of their MASSIVE CLUMSY ADULT HANDS!!