Merry Chickmas Everyone! The Rubber Chickens Have Landed
We’re the Rubber Chickens and we’ve taken over Beano.com – because the humans working here just don't get Christmas
Merry Chickmas Everyone! The Rubber Chickens Have Landed
We’re the Rubber Chickens and we’ve taken over Beano.com – because the humans working here just don't get Christmas
Cluck! Squawk! Cock-a-doodle-do! (That’s chicken for ‘hello’, by the way).
We’re the Rubber Chickens and we’ve taken over Beano.com – because the humans working here just didn’t get Christmas. I mean, they didn’t even have a proper tree – just a cactus with a santa hat.
But as everybody knows, no-one loves the festive season than rubber chickens so luckily for you lot, we’ve kicked the Beano staff out until January and until then – we’ll be running the show!
That’s right, we’ll be bringing you a Beano Christmas: Chicken-style, which means you’re guaranteed an egg-cellent time! (Sorry, we love cracking egg jokes. See? Just did it again!).
Anyway, we’ve got loads of fun stuff and awesome prizes to keep you hen-tertained, so you’ll never be bored at Beano while we’re around.
But before diving in to some fun stuff, you should meet the rest of the gang…
Mary Quizmas
I’m Mary and I love quizzes. I’m pretty smart, really, not like the rest of these silly chickens. Do you reckon you’re as clever as me? Visit my quiz page to test yourself!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/58256_MARY-QUIZMAS.jpg)
Macaulay Cluckin
I love movies so much, I make my own shows on Netchicks with help for my Chicken pals. Come and check out some of our stuff!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/58257_MACAULAY-CLUCKIN.jpg)
Nin Hendo
I’m all about gaming and love messing around creating funny digital creations – like the Chicken Keyboard!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/58258_NIN-HENDO.jpg)
Chris Cracker
Cluck! I’m the Cracker joke queen! I love a good cracker joke, me. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? Come to my jokes page to find out!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/58259_CHRIS-CRACKER.jpg)
Fi Lynn Clucky
Prizes, prizes! I just love giving things away! Er, what do want? I’ve got awesome Beano goodies. You can win your own virtual chicken! And you could even win a PS4!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/58260_FI-LYNN-.jpg)
Father Chickmas
I’m the leader of the flock, honestly. I know it looks like us chicken don’t know what’s going on, but we’ve got a plan – and that plan is: CHRISTMAS!!!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/58261_FATHER-CHICKMAS.jpg)