The Star Wars Han Solo Movie Has a (Boring) Title!

The, er, on-his-own adventures of the space cowboy are no longer nameless!

Ever since it was announced, the Han Solo prequel movie has had a pretty long title...

Untitled Han Solo Film: A Star Wars Story
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But they've announced the actual one now!

Solo: A Star Wars Story
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It's kind of boring and predictable, isn't it? Why couldn't they have gone for something crazier...

Loco: A Star Wars Story
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Or more dramatic...

Oh No!: A Star Wars Story
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Or more life-affirming...

Yolo: A Star Wars Story
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Or more chocolatey...

Cocoa: A Star Wars Story
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Or more exotic...

Tokyo: A Star Wars Story
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Or about an extinct flightless bird?

Dodo: A Star Wars Story
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Or they could have done a 5 hour version by filming it all dramatically...

Slo-Mo: A Star Wars Story
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Or they could have been very descriptive

The Guy That... : A Star Wars Story
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Or, you know, been a bit silly!

Butt: A Star Wars Story
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Fart: A Star Wars Story
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Poop: A Star Wars Story
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