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The Star Wars Han Solo Movie Has a (Boring) Title!

The, er, on-his-own adventures of the space cowboy are no longer nameless!

Ever since it was announced, the Han Solo prequel movie has had a pretty long title…

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But they’ve announced the actual one now!

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It’s kind of boring and predictable, isn’t it? Why couldn’t they have gone for something crazier…

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Or more dramatic…

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Or more life-affirming…

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Or more chocolatey…

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Or more exotic…

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Or about an extinct flightless bird?

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Or they could have done a 5 hour version by filming it all dramatically…

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Or they could have been very descriptive

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Or, you know, been a bit silly!

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