The Star Wars Han Solo Movie Has a (Boring) Title!

Ever since it was announced, the Han Solo prequel movie has had a pretty long title...

But they've announced the actual one now!

It's kind of boring and predictable, isn't it? Why couldn't they have gone for something crazier...

Or more dramatic...

Or more life-affirming...

Or more chocolatey...

Or more exotic...

Or about an extinct flightless bird?

Or they could have done a 5 hour version by filming it all dramatically...

Or they could have been very descriptive

Or, you know, been a bit silly!