The Ultimate Summer Holiday Timetable!

You've got 6 weeks to fill – here's how to fill it!

It's the school holidays!

6 weeks off school to fill up with STUFF and ACTIVITIES and NONSENSE and FUN! 5 days a week of 7 hour days for 6 weeks is an amazing 210 HOURS! Here's one way of filling it...

Have a big ol' gaze

Do some high-quality staring out the window

Look out of the window

Go Marvel mad

Watch every Marvel movie so far (apart from Spider-Man: Homecoming, because that would take longer – you’d have to go to the cinema)

Watch all the Marvel films

Have a snoop

Investigate the mysterious spacecraft that’s crashed at the bottom of the garden

Investigate the UFO

Doze off

Sleep is meant to be good for you or something – you can probably fit 14 minutes extra napping in somewhere

Sleep

Get creative

Make a comic! An amazing one!

Make your own comic

Get devious!

Carefully, cunningly plan a devastating water balloon attack on a loved one

Plan a water balloon attack

Get soaked!

Be the victim of a far more cunningly, far more carefully planned, far more devastating water balloon attack by a loved one

Get attacked with water balloons

Get to grips with new technology

Repair the enigmatic device that came out of the spaceship, and become engulfed in a strange glowing forcefield

Repair the alien's machinery

Explore metal innards

Take something apart you probably shouldn’t have taken apart

Break something by fiddling with it

Laugh!

Read and enjoy the Beano Summer Special and all the free gifts that come with it

Enjoy the magnificent Beano Summer Special

Experiment!

Invent a silly meal

Eat something silly

Destroy the nerves of those that love you most

Annoy your parents

Annoy your parents

Do a deep dive

Get obsessed with a particular YouTuber and watch all 624 of their uploaded videos

Watch a lot - a LOT - of YouTube

Bring hilarity to the world

Tell the same joke 30 times, getting the same part slightly wrong every time and sending everyone around you insane

Tell a joke extremely badly

Voyage through time and space

Find that you’ve travelled through time using bizarre alien technology, and go through a series of implausible adventures in the past and the future, before reappearing in the present only a few minutes after you initially disappeared

Voyage through time and space

Be mildly amused

Laugh at something really stupid until milk comes out of your nose

Snort milk out of your nose

Deal with the consequences

Begrudgingly clean the milk up

Mop milk up

Get to grips with nature

Find a really, really good stick

Find a good stick

Have a mishap

Sit down too fast and be all like 'Whoa'

Sit down too fast

Have a slightly larger mishap

Discover you’ve accidentally affected the space-time continuum and people have beaks now, plus nobody can read

Oh dear

Get planning!

Trace exactly where in the past it all went wrong and formulate a plan to return the timeline to its original state

Plan to fix the space-time continuum

Taste the cleverness!

Chew through a pencil by accident

Chew through a pencil

Get to work

Travel through history fixing what went wrong and having really unlikely adventures

Eventually emerge victorious but with nobody any the wiser about the bleak alternate reality you saved them from

ravel through history fixing what went wrong and having really unlikely adventures, eventually emerging victorious but with nobody any the wiser about the bleak alternate reality you saved them from

Experience true horror

Try a be a good citizen and clean the bathroom

Experience true horror

Be sensible

Return the time machine to the alien spaceship you got it from, as humanity isn’t ready for the responsibility of it yet

Give the aliens back their stuff

Get interga-laugh-tic

Get the aliens to tell you some jokes from outer space

Learn some space gags

Hone your skills

Learn to juggle or something

Learn to juggle or something

YOU'VE DONE IT!

That's the whole summer holidays done! Well done! Wait, hang on...

Well done!

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Have your memory of the entire alien/time-travel adventure mysteriously erased

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It's the school holidays!

6 weeks off school to fill up with OH WOW, WHAT HAPPENED?

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