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Which Gross Animal Are You?

Ever wanted to find out which strange and slimy creature you are? Then this is the quiz for you?

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  July 1st 2021

It’s time for breakfast! What would you choose?


Oh no! Teacher’s asked you to do homework and you’ve forgotten! What’s your excuse?


How often do you tidy your bedroom?


4/10 Who's your favourite music star?


If you had to choose a game to play, what would it be?


What kind of movies do you like?


What do you like to do at the weekend?


8/10 Which hat would you prefer?


What's your favourite type of joke?


10/10 Which teacher would you like the best?

You're a TOAD!

You like your own company and that's okay - sometimes people can be annoying! You know, coming over to the swamp, messing with your stash of insects and just generally getting in the way.


Who cares if people don't like you? They're just jealous because they can't get behind the back of the fridge and eat all those delicious crumbs.

You're a SNAIL!

You're slow and slimy and some people have a problem with that - but hey, the last laugh is on them because you eat all your greens! (In fact, you eat everyone else's greens too, but let's not talk about that).

You're a MONK FISH!

As a monk fish, you're well known for having one of the meanest-looking mugs in the sea, but looks aren't everything - and if there was an underwater competition for being awesome, you'd win, fins down.