Wizards aren't particularly known for their strong jaws - a lot of them are old, and have teeth that would just slip effortlessly out of their gums with the slightest stress.
Lizards, though, are super bitey
Being magic is the whole point of a wizard, while the whole point of a lizard is - you know what, we've no idea what the whole point of a lizard is. But it's not magic!
In a tongue length-off, the wizard might as well not even show up
A chameleon effortlessly and beautifully changing colour outdoes pulling a rabbit from a hat
Oof, lizards are letting themselves down here
Lizards win 3-2! Hooray!