Could You Defeat The Evil Veg?

In the third instalment in our boomic series, Attack of the Evil Veg sees a gang of unruly vegetables attempt to take over Beanotown after a gardening experiment go wrong! In this choose-your-own-adventure style quiz, you need to make a serious of important decisions in order to save the day! Are you ready? Good luck!

1/20

You’ve got a free afternoon. How do you spend it?

Watch my new favourite show, Lettuce Be Thankful

Flick through a garden magazine

Hold up a cabbage and wonder how it grew

Eat a bar of chocolate then have a nap

2/20

You've decided to take up gardening. What do you need?

A good shovel, one of those little forks and some gardening gloves

A watering can and some wellies

A hat to protect me from the sun

I dunno. A spoon?

3/20

What sort of vegetables will you grow?

Tomatoes, lettuce, carrots and some peas

I've always wanted to grow some chillies

A cabbage

I can just buy them from the shop and save myself the effort

4/20

You’ve heard there’s a gardening competition in town. What do you do?

I got an entry form when I saw what the grand prize was

I'd love to enter – better grab my wellies and roll my sleeves up!

I'll give it a go – it'll be fun even if I don't win

A competition? Can I shock you? I like gardening...

5/20

There’s a big prize for the winner of the gardening competition – how would you spend it?

Some new musical instruments for my band, a skateboard and some dog treats

A greenhouse, maybe?

I'm not sure

A massive – actually massive – pizza for everyone to share

6/20

Time to get gardening, then! There’s a big pile of compost next to your patch of soil. What do you do with it?

On Lettuce Be Thankful, they said to put a layer of it on top of the soil to get things going

Plant the seeds in that?

Will mud not do?

I am NOT touching that – it stinks!

7/20

You’ve just learned that vegetables take ages to grow. How do you amuse yourself while they grow?

Learn more about gardening by watching Lettuce Be Thankful!

Read comics and put my feet up

Play video games

I thought about getting some vegetables from the shop and planting those – I'm too impatient

8/20

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Professor Von Screwtop has a secret potion to help vegetables grow. You decide to borrow it, just hurry things along. How much do you put on your patch?

I'd like to win, so a big dollop

A couple of drops, just to see what happens

It's against the rules!

My vegetables – which I definitely DIDN'T get from the shops – already look blam

9/20

The next morning, you’re confronted with a GIANT tomato. How do you react?

Close the curtains and go back to bed

Ring a grownup – they'll know what to do

Try to say hello – it might be lost

See if it fancies a kickabout in the park with my mates

10/20

During the day, the giant tomato causes chaos in Beanotown and everyone is blaming you. What do you do next?

Hide the vegetable growth serum bottle and deny everything

Claim to not even know what a tomato was

Read a comic and act cool

Book a flight to the moon or something

11/20

It seems that the giant tomato has a gang of similarly-sized vegetables. Choose the best plan...

Find a big food blender

Befriend a group of big slugs to eat the Evil Veg

Wait for them to go mouldy and throw them in the bin

Convince them to enter the gardening competition – they're bound to win!

12/20

You need to defend your gang from the Evil Veg, who are really starting to cause bother. Who do you take on first?

The pumpkin who looks like he's in charge

That tomato

The farting Brussels sprouts

I'd say the mushrooms, but they seem to have ninja skills

13/20

You spot the the Evil Veg stealing boxes of salad from the Rocket Man delicatessen. Do you…

Bang pots and pans to scare them off

Call the police, even if they are vegetables

Tell a grownup

I'd get Olive the Dinnerladies to come along and sort them out

14/20

You feel like history is being made. Which one of your gang do you choose to document the occasion?

Stevie – he was born for this moment!

Minnie

Vito

I'll do it myself

15/20

It’s decided that it’s time to unleash Operation: Ratatouille. You need to give your gang a pep talk. Pick a style…

Calm and inspiration, like a total legend

Talk loudly, like a football manager

Pace around and laugh nervously

Get someone else to do it as I need to go to the toilet

16/20

You need to lure the Evil Veg somewhere to capture them. Where?

The Top Secret Research Station

The school yard

Har Har's Joke Shop, so we could prank them until they go away

The cinema, but they have to get their own snacks

17/20

You fire up the hot tub. What’s the best temperature to make an Evil Veg soup?The liquid is missing a special ingredient. What do you need to add?

A stock cube

A pinch of salt

A twist of pepper

Total Armageddon Hot Sauce

18/20

The Mayor has arrived in his personal helicopter. What do you do next?

Get the vegetables to jump in the air so they're chopped up

See if the helicopter can land on them all

Ask the Mayor to give them a lift far away

Get in the helicopter and wait for all this to blow over

19/20

You need reinforcements. What do you need to help in your fight against the Evil Veg?

A team of slugs

Some brave insects

A famous chef, maybe?

At this point, I could do with a sit down

20/20

Uh-oh. Gnasher needs the loo but there's only Optimus Pumpkin left. You need to make a choice quick! Do you…

Let Gnasher go to the toilet – if a bit goes on the Evil Veg leader, then so be it

Take him for a really quick walk

Ask him to wait a moment

Take Gnasher a really long, relaxing walk

You've defeated the Evil Veg!

After a hard-fought battle against the Evil Veg, the people of Beanotown have you and your gang to thank for keeping everyone safe from any more vegetable-related chaos (even though it was sort of your fault it happened in the first place). Go and relax and leave gardening to the grownups!

That was close!

After a tough battle against the Evil Veg, you narrowly scraped a win! It's time to have a rest and leave Professor von Screwtop's Super Veg Growth Serum alone!

A draw!

After a close battle, you and the Evil Veg have accepted that it's a draw. There are no winners, so hopefully that's the end of that!

You lose!

Oh no! Even though you and your gang tried your best, the Evil Veg have taken over Beanotown! Best go inside and wait until this all blows over!

Re-take the Quiz!